January 8, 2012

Tiny Tower Dreams

Much like the denizens of my five-story tower, I have a vision. At the moment, I do not have the resources to get selective with the tenants, or color schemes, or types of shops that open up in my developing testament to urban progression. But when I do, prepare for some changes...

I someday hope to evict all the females from my towers due to their sheer inability to wear a tie. They will be welcomed back if they do put on a tie, but until then it is an estrogen-free zone. Naturally, all the men will have to wear ties. All the walls will be painted black... the carpets too. This is not too difficult to achieve as the entire tower will consist solely of apartments and paintball arenas. A 50/50 split right with apartments occupying the top half of the tower.

Actually, you can expect me to delete this game. It's like being tricked into playing Mafia Wars again.


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