Thoughts and Quotes: New Vegas

Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition showed up in the mail yesterday and I had a grand ol' time fitting it in between NBA Jam and attempting to give away my old copy of New Vegas (which is turning out a lot harder than it should be).

Roommate: My favorite part is killing that guy.
Me: The guy who just nursed me back from the brink of death?
Roommate: What a prick.

This guy just doesn't give a damn if I steal his stuff... maybe I should just try and take his house.

Me: I hope you get killed by a radscorpion.
Friend: Pshaw, you wish.
*radscorpion appears*
Friend: Ha, I will out duel him!
*giant radscorpion appears*
Friend: Oh dear god! My nightmares have manifested themselves!

I can always successfully make an attractive character in these... I am the best.

Other Roommate: You gonna dominate the wasteland?
Me: Already did that... I think I'm feeling a major surge of NCR patriotism though.
ORM: Oh no, you're "that guy".
Me: That guy? I'm not that guy...
ORM: I hope Caeser's Legion crucifies you good.
Me: Better me than the GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA!

People should really stop handing me weapons. There's like a 20% chance I end up killing them with it.